Friday Scrapbook Special Homecoming Edition, November 1, 2018
It might seem like a slow week, but there was plenty of excitement in the department:
Department of Anthropology Office to Change Name to Possum Lodge
Earlier this week, the department, after years and years of searching for a totem animal, finally found success when a mischievous marsupial apparated into the chair’s office sometime overnight or early Tuesday morning. The only casualties were some old budget forms, a manilla folder, and an apple. I had been very much looking forward to eating that apple. The staff has named him Bandit.
As he was being escorted off the premises, he provided us with a new motto: Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati, which shall adorn our new stationary. In addition, the Main Office will now be known as Possum Lodge, and a task force
has been appointed to develop a super secret handshake.