Friday Scrapbook Special Homecoming Edition, November 1, 2018

Published: November 6th, 2018

Category: Department Updates, News

Hi All,

It might seem like a slow week, but there was plenty of excitement in the department:

Department of Anthropology Office to Change Name to Possum Lodge

Earlier this week, the department, after years and years of searching for a totem animal, finally found success when a mischievous marsupial apparated into the chair’s office sometime overnight or early Tuesday morning.  The only casualties were some old budget forms, a manilla folder, and an apple.  I had been very much looking forward to eating that apple.  The staff has named him Bandit.

 

As he was being escorted off the premises, he provided us with a new motto: Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati, which shall adorn our new stationary.  In addition, the Main Office will now be known as Possum Lodge, and a task force

has been appointed to develop a super secret handshake.

 

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